Stephen Willis posted this note to the SF Bike list last December. It's still funny:

One day some old men were sitting around the rest home and one said, "My hands shake so badly I can hardly get this cup of coffee up to my mouth without knocking out my teeth". One of the others said, "You're lucky - my eyes are so bad, I can hardly see the cup to be able to pick it up". A third one said, "My neck is so stiff I can't begin to look to either side - and I can hardly look up or down". The fourth old man said, "Well, we ought to all be grateful for one thing - at least we can still drive."